Daily Star: Fine for sick lad:
A BOY of 12 was sick as a parrot last night – after being fined �50 for vomiting in the street.
Bradley Brooks was returning home from a birthday party when he started feeling unwell.
He put his plastic drink bottle on a telephone junction box and was sick. But he was then stopped by community wardens who issued him with a fine.
Bradley, of Grimsby, Lincs, said: “I thought they were going to ask me if I needed any help – but instead they fined me.”
Sounds like child abuse to me. Hat-tip to A conservative blog for peace