29 August 2006

Christianists and Otisolatry again

I've nicked this list from Eclectic Itchings and it was in turn nicked from somewhere else, but I refer to the Eclectic Itchings source because it also has a marvellous picture.

But here's the list:

Top Ten Signs That You Are OBSESSED With Bible Prophecy

10. You use the Left Behind books as devotional reading.

9. You get goose bumps when you hear a trumpet.

8. You believe the term "Church Fathers" refers to Hal Lindsey and Tim LaHaye.

7. You believe there is an original Greek and Hebrew text with Scofield's notes.

6. You can name more signs of the times than Commandments.

5. You refuse a tax refund check because the amount comes to $666.

4. Barcode scanners make you nervous.

3. You talk your church into adapting the '60s pop song, "Up, Up, and Away" as a Christian hymn.

2. You never buy green bananas.

1. You always leave the top down on your convertible (or your sunroof open) in case the rapture happens.

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Daithí said...
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Daithí said...

Father Deacon,

This is brilliant!

Would make a great "tract", eh?

Steve Hayes said...

My favourite is the one about the Church Fathers being Hal Lindsey and Tim LaHaye.

Matt Stone said...


I noticed the link is now redundant. The current link is http://mattstone.blogs.com/journeysinbetween/2006/08/warning_signs_o.html


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